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scottlava:

“Tell your chef Linguini that I want whatever he dares to serve me. Tell him to hit me with his best SHOT.”
FOOD WEEK: Day 5

scottlava:

Tell your chef Linguini that I want whatever he dares to serve me. Tell him to hit me with his best SHOT.”

FOOD WEEK: Day 5

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— 4 weeks ago with 5409 notes

I’m tired of being told that I’ve wasted my potential and that I have amounted to nothing. It hasnt exactly went to plan so far, but you don’t motivate people by pointing out that they could have been something they have absolutely no interest in.

Going to go live in a cave on my own where I can’t disappoint anyone.

— 2 months ago

6 seasons of Parks and Rec in 5 days. You’re welcome, me.
Thanks, me.

— 2 months ago